Category: Singles Spit Swap
I have been trying to convince my friend JOSEPH that he has lots of admirers out there. So if you think JOSEPH is a person of interest Please post a note and say it out loud. If you dont think he is a person of interest please say so also. Want to see how the pro's and con's help him.
Show him your support.
oh yeah Joseph I'd date you! and we could get married next week I already have the perfect dress in mind. Riiiight! lol jk jk jk jk jk jk jk!!!
James said he'd date you too! lol
hmm, jospeh... is a funny and shy guy. can't make any comment, simply don't know him well enough. one thing for sure, as perhaps many of us, who he is on zone dont seems to be the real jospeh, so, i do think, he has lots of good quality to offer
Oh, jospeh, babyyy! You know how much I want to date you. I have the perfect dress, too. Oh, you look soooo cu'u'u'ute in high heals!
Well I would date Joseph. I am just putting it out there. However, I am not one to look for a relationship. Joseph is an awesome, funny, and all around good guy. :p
Don't be a messin' with my babyyy.
I can't and want ever date Joseph, but I think he'll make a great date for others.
No Anthony, babyyy Joseph is my babyyy, and you can't have him, because he likes women, so you are out of luck. lol
I don't usually do this, but I'll be a woman, just for him... Mmmm, I love polish sausage and ballpark hotdogs, so...
jus LOL at all of you!
I think Joseph is a very sweet, kind hearted, funny guy that any girl would be lucky to have. Love you my Josafina
I've always thought that if Joseph could be a bit more self confident, he might just get his pick of the young ladies. Then again, do any of us get to see the real Joseph? they say it's the quiet ones you have to watch, and really the only time Joseph got loud was around Cam and Garret, so be yourself, and go get 'em.
I think Joseph is a great guy. He's kind of shy, yet funny and can be serious when he needs to be.
agree with all of this. i think ones you know him, he is those that make you feel confortable to talk to, so, jospeh, show us the real you?
When I first came on here almost a year and a half, I thouht he was this mean guy who would never get a date. lol The whole reason for that was because I didn't like him and I had him on ignore. lol But he is a cool guy to hang around with, so if he wasn't so shy, I'm sure he could get him a hot girl.
Joseph could keep any inflatable woman happy, provided he can keep her away from his dog's jaws, and his family's eyes. lol Seriously though, he's a good dude, just needs to get the swagger going. step yo game up son! But if not, I'm sure they have cheap, used inflatable women on craigslist.
If you'd like tacos for life girls Joseph is your dude haha good dude
Joey, Bebeh! Husby and I need a young third to spice things up! How'bout it!!
--Dave
So...Doug may have created this topic, but maybe he's the one who wants to date, or...you? lmfao JK
Aww, poor Joseph. I know your shy side is hating this right now, lol. I'll add my few cents just to make it worse, lol.
After getting to know Joseph I've learned that the intimidating exterior is only that and if you're able to see through it you'll find a very sweet and caring guy that only seems to want someone to love. He's kind & generous with a great sense of humor and playfulness. A picky eater he may be, but one day he'll make the perfect girl extremely happy!
You'll find her Joseph! Love ya!
If I remember correct, he was the one raped me and left me alone after giving a child in my earlier birth.
So girls, be cautious.
if he was a girl, we might've got married long back and probably having 8 kids by now.
Raaj.
Well you know what they say. Good things come to those who wait. So, Joseph just keep waiting, and the right girl will come alont.
Joeseph? I know him for a couple of years now. He is a very nice guy, he is funny and a good listener. He knows when to laugh around and when to be serious. You’re a great guy, you’ll find her soon just give it some time.
omg, lmaooo raaj!
aww'ww, nah, joseph, ... he's just sweet, and, sweet!
Him and i already have plans to meet up in mass and,...:d
so, ladies and gentlemen, keep your hands off! mmm
hahahah
Kia, I'll trade you a slice of chocolate cheesecake for Joseph. Whotcha say?
as josephs partner in d generation x, the slogan is much for his benifit not for mine. so ladies, if you want a charismatic, careing, short, but can pack a punch, just a genuine guy then joseph is the one for you. he's shy, but let him get to know you, and you will see how cool he really is.
and if your not down with that, we got 2 words for ya
I'm closest to Joseph out of all the people normally onhere.
I like him. he's cool.
Omg what a great topic. I haven’t chuckled very much over a topic in a while. Ok. I have known Joseph for a very long time. I remember we used to talk sometimes on the zone’s ventrilo server way back when and a number of times on zbp. I never really got to know him cause I am quite shy myself but here are my impressions of Joseph for his future LadyLove to read.
First and foremost, if I were single, I wouldn’t mind going out on a few dates with Joseph. But honestly, I don’t think we’d ever get past the friendship mark because I am just way too emotionally needy for him. Haha So the fault is not with Joseph but with me. But you know, he is one of the few zoners that I can truly say I would love to meet. That’s saying something cause I am kinda picky when it comes to people. Haha So Joseph, if you are ever in MA, I would love to show you a great time in Boston. Joseph is also very quiet but when he’s talking to you one on one, he is really cool and sensitive and everything yummy in between. So all of you who thinks he is this mean/noncaring person have got him mixed up with someone else. That’s just the skin of the apple you gotta eat to get to the good stuff. But like they say, the skin is actually good for you so don’t be too quick to discard it. I absolutely love Joseph’s sense of humor. Most of the time, I find myself chuckling at something he tweeted; whether it be his cutting remarks towards someone else’s tweets or just his witty replies to other people I follow. A note to those who are interested, you definitely gotta be into sports to be with Joseph cause he’s all about sports. :p I do think that Joseph has certain friends who influence him to be “mean” but I haven’t witnessed his mean streak when he isn’t around them. It’s his sarcastic nature that’s got you scared! So all you single ladies: don’t hold back and grab that hot and firy borito before you lose out on such a wonderful man! Cause you know, and I know, and we all know that there aint no shame in dating the game!
LMFAOOOOO dan and raaj LMFAOO. joseph's a sweetheart though but omg dan and raaj's post made me literally laugh out loud
just lmao guys, but joseph will make some girl happy just not me.lol
And how exactly is this board going to help him. I know if I were shy, and looking for a relationship, i'd not take any comfort in a board like this. Pathetic.
yeah about as prosthetic as some of the crap you have done on here...
Cake had the best solution for him ... and some of you all ...
"Short skirt, Long Jacket"
If / when you all get that, methinks you'll be good to go for a little while ...
Prosthetic?
Probably meaning, artificial. I seriously doubt that Joseph is actually looking for a relationship. Don't worry, Cam. If he was, you'd be his first choice. LOL
LOL, this amuses me.
As someone who knows Joseph in person, he is shy, but not for long.
Jo and Yvonne could work, two tiny mexican's both can be a blend of mean and sweet, even though i never think of jo as sweet enough people say that about him.
what about it Yvonne, dump Kai for Josiph?
Stephen, I really really really hate you right now. LOL
Well, I wouldn't date anyone I don't know in person, besides I am taken so... Lol, Joseph sometimes annoys me, but he can be a nice guy from how I got to know him.
Lol I read this and thought hmm wonder what he looks like maybe he's a lil funky and that is why his good friend is trying to help the guy out. I mean I've seen him around here forever and he seems like a really nice guy right, So yesterday we're all talking with Doug and what not and I add him to facebook. I see his picture and Girlssss do you know, This boy is all kinds of cute. So boy grab some confidence and get your self a girl cause who ever does get you is going to have some nice eye candy for sure.
wow this board is still here?
Yes, Cu'u'u'ute lil jospeh. It's still here. Happy Valentines day, Darlin. HeeHee.
I dono who brought this up on the BlackJack table, now. but I still say in my earlier generation, he made me to deliver 8 kids and a donkey and he divorced me for a simple monthly aunt's visit on his horney night.
so girls, be aware. he's a nice guy to date and to give your junior princesses at the earliest possible.
Raaj
go go knock or kick his love door soon.
lol and a donkey? thats some serious caykin going on there if a donkey comes out. lol
Hey what is wrong with picky eaters. I seriously doubt Joseph is more picky than I am, Lol. Nah honestly, Joseph's a nice person. Him and I used to go to school together and just hang out and stuff. He is pretty shy but he's a good kid even if he is a jerk to about 80% of people, Lol.
awwwe.. wow I had forgot about this.
Hmm... jospeh... lol. idk if i would date him, but he's like a brother to me. he's really sweet, and he's always there.
Well, idk what to say, so I'll just say, hello joseph.
I love you Joseph. happy now MYShowe?
Pathetic.
Some have a sense of humor and some don't, which could be viewed as equally pothetic. And then again, there are varying degrees of humor. What's funny to one might not be funny to another. I don't see why it should have to make it pathetic though. Oh well...
Oh, so modest. Lol. Jose, you're cute. And you will make some girl very happy.
And to CSection, or whatever your name is, your first reply was idiotic, in my humble opinion. I fail to see what is pathetic about this bord; Doug's trying to help a friend out. Nothing wrong with that. Maybe Joseph doesn't want a girl right now, but still...
It was all in joking fun. I was on Skype with them when the idea was born. We just thought it would be amusing.
I won't say it's fun. as he's still keeping his love door opened with clumpsy expectations.
knock knock ladies. don't miss the golden opportunity and don't cry by sittin in a corner.
Use it or lose it, I say.
Raaj
So, maybe this is a little late. But Maddy, you and I are on the same page here. Joseph's real chill, he makes me smile not to mention more easygoing. I'm taken and underage obviously, but if one of you make the effort it may or may not work. Just give it some time, and maybe he'll find the right one of you! :) And Kev, don't be such an ass. We're entitled to an oppinion but so are we. Bare this in mind.
Thats my boy!